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Food riddles, Part 1 of 2

Extruciating minutae
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  • Everyone remembers playing food riddles when they were younger! Our good friend DJ remembers sampling an offering of lemony dishwashing detergent, and her friend was presented with a further choice of vanilla extract (believe us, it's much worse than you would initially think).
  • Yes, that's the Doggy-Bone Plant (or is it the Pillow-Cat Plant? we can never tell). This was to be the debut of the Smoking Salmon, but Fray's Inner Child is as verbose as usual, so her word balloon hides the cigarette sticking out of the fish's mouth. Maybe we'll show the Smoking Salmon later. Maybe even Bonita, the Beautiful Fish, as well. But that's another story for another day.
  • Oooh. A saucy glimpse of Waifer X's finger! And what is Blobby Booh doing in the refrigerator?
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